|You Are Apple Pie|
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional
Those who like you crave security
See, I answered a couple of questions, and then this thinger told me that apparently I am apple pie.
I call shenannigans on that.
I think the problem is that one of the questions was "what do you prefer to drink with your pie?"
And the choices were ridiculous things like coffee, tea, water, and milk.
There was no mention of vodka.
I'm sure that if I would have been allowed to say 'vodka,' I would not be labeled as apple pie.
I mean, I enjoy the taste of apple pie, don't get me wrong.
It just doesn't seem right...