Thursday, October 13, 2005

an open letter to fruit flies

To: Fruit Flies
Re: The Flying and the Buzzing and Whatnot
From: Someone who clearly is not the queen of the world--hence this letter.

Dear annoying, buzzing, flying around-all-over little fruit flies,

I do not like you, because you are dumb.
You are fruit flies. But there is no fruit in my apartment.
Please take note of this important fact, and get-the-fuck-out.
We have only vodka and lean cuisine frozen meals to offer--oh, and cookies.
But still, no fruit. You clearly have misjudged this as a cool apartment to live in. Unless you like to watch re-runs of Friends and Sex and the City for 5 hours a day. Then I guess you're not doing too bad for yourself.
But, I digress.
The point is, get the fuck out.
Or, mom? Will you please come over and help me clean? I have no idea where these vodka-cookie-sexandthecity-non-fruit-flies are coming from.
Queen of Messy Apartments


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Blogger Lady Strathconn said...

There are websites that will tell you how to kill fruit flies with simple household products, like soap, water, vinegar and sugar.

Just google it.

8:27 PM  
Blogger dferd said...

I think we were seperated at birth. And I am sure that I am sounding and looking like an insane, comment-whore stalker. Im done now. Thank you.

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