Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Three Things

Thing 1: Whole Foods makes a really amazing spinach and lentil soup. I am in love with this soup, in a way I have never loved anything that was even remotely healthy-to-eat before. I would like to take a bath in it, that's how good it is. But it would be better if the bathtub was made of the Australian Cheddar that I found there, because it is pretty damn fantastic as well.

Thing 2: Last weekend at work, a man sent a dirty martini back because--he claims--he couldn't taste the alcohol. This was an amazingly stupid thing to say, because a dirty martini is made entirely from either gin or vodka, with a small splash of olive juice added in To Hide The Flavor Of The Liquor.

Do we really need to discuss the retarded-ness of this situation?

I thought not.

Thing 3, which is really more than one thing, but whatever: I leave for Key West in 3 days. Southbeachification didn't go as well as I would have liked, I've been tanning for 4 weeks and have succeeded only in maintaining a solid pastey-white coloring, and my car key is stuck in the ignition. Which is bad, since I'm driving to Florida. I don't have any shoes that I like, I have a mid-term Thursday, I'm hungry, and I just decided that I love Sasha Cohen.

Ok. That's all.
You may go now.

5 comments:

David said...

Australain Wine is better then it's cheese. Though I'm not really a cheese person. I really am a big fan of wine though. If you ever get the chance South Australian Reds can be quite wonderful.

Pete said...

I don't think that taking a bath in a food that you enjoy would be as enjoyable as you think. unless you like to like your fingers i suppose.

i had a woman that said that she likes her martini's really dry (meaning little vermouth). so i told my barkeep that she want's it dry. well we don't have vermouth. so it was as dry as it was going to get. she drank like 3 of them and kept saying that she want's it dryer and that she only uses a capfull of vermouth. she drank them all, not sending them back. so i didn't bother to tell her that we don't use vermouth. she tipped well enough anyway.

Alana said...

TIFFANY! i FINALLY found your blog...YAY!!!!!!! anyways, have a great time in key west! when are you coming back??? ill be ann arbor march 2-7 so i want to see you!
ps. whole foods is at the end of my street and its a very dangerous place that likes to suck my wallet dry

dferd said...

Im feeling you on the pastey-white coloring. :)

Anonymous said...

yup...
true dat
whole foods is one of my favorite places!
but i learned...
NEVER go there on a saturday afternoon...
ever....
unless you like crowds....stupid drivers in parking lots...and pushy people with shopping carts.



p.s. i hope key west was fabulous!!
pin....for me, yes???