you probably don't want to see this.
i'm not kidding, this is your last chance to look away.
still here?
fine.
meet my right foot:
it's...a foot. nothing special, really--just 15 layers of pink toe-nail polish, because when it chips i just paint over it. and, really? that's on a good day. if it's not summer, they pretty much chip away into oblivion.
then there's my toe ring, which i got in islamorada a week after my 21st birthday. it hasn't been off my toe since. not even for 5 seconds. and i really hope it never falls off or breaks or anything, because i think i have a permaneant dent around my toe now.
not. sexy.
but anyway.
that's my right foot.
nothing special, just a normal happy old foot.
and then there's my left foot:
apparently this is what a foot will do, if you fall down the stairs and crunch it very badly.
it will also hurt a good bit.
so, this is my public service announcement:
don't fall down your stairs!
the end.
edited to add:
no, i was not drunk when i fell down the stairs. i was just a jackass. as usual.
still here?
fine.
meet my right foot:
it's...a foot. nothing special, really--just 15 layers of pink toe-nail polish, because when it chips i just paint over it. and, really? that's on a good day. if it's not summer, they pretty much chip away into oblivion.
then there's my toe ring, which i got in islamorada a week after my 21st birthday. it hasn't been off my toe since. not even for 5 seconds. and i really hope it never falls off or breaks or anything, because i think i have a permaneant dent around my toe now.
not. sexy.
but anyway.
that's my right foot.
nothing special, just a normal happy old foot.
and then there's my left foot:
apparently this is what a foot will do, if you fall down the stairs and crunch it very badly.
it will also hurt a good bit.
so, this is my public service announcement:
don't fall down your stairs!
the end.
edited to add:
no, i was not drunk when i fell down the stairs. i was just a jackass. as usual.
posted by tiffany at 11:59 PM
9 Comments:
At least it's color coordinated well with your toe nail polish and white skin. Just trying to look on the brightside of it all.
so why'd you fall down the stairs? i feel like there's an untold story there...
Ummm, I'm no medical professional, but I would say you definitely definitely should get that checked out. Even if you can still use it, that foot looks like it might be broken. You have so many bones in your foot, it's not that hard to break some of them.
Is it broken? That looks horrible! How are you working/walking on it?
OMGosh! Seriously, that looks so painful, Tiffany! I did tha tto my right ankle like, 8 years ago and it still isnt the same! Is it broken?
OUCH! Keep it elevated and put some ice on it. I hope it feels better soon.
dude, i would not have admitted that you weren't drunk... if that was me, i'd be like, YES I WAS DRUNK AS HELL. because damn. lol.
All I can say is OWWWW!
Ouchy, that don't look so good.
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