although probably not one single soul in the universe has noticed my absence...
i do feel bad that i haven't enlightented you with any of my enlightening enlightenedness since tuesday.
and since i know that i am going to be mighty busy at work tomorrow, i thought i should say something.
so, here you go:
i am not dead.
i've been working on a new 'home' for my blog.*
it is not easy, people.
so, i've been working on that,** and also wandering around leaving comments to remind people to play the ass hat game, and then worrying about the people who apparently do not like me because immediately after i left the comment, they emailed jen and asked to be taken off the wtb!? blogroll.
if that's not a blow to the ego, i don't know what is.
oh, and YES! i know that i haven't been very funny lately.
you want funny?
or, here, if you want a little 'adult' humor.
as for me?
i'll bring the funny soon, i promise.
if nothing else, i know that this weekend is the big 10 basketball championship, and next week brings both the start of the NCAA tournament, and st. patrick's day.
for a girl working in a sports bar?
this equals comic gold.
i don't even have to try, people are that ridiculous.
so hang in there, fair readers!
funny is on the way, with a shiny new blog to boot!
*no, i will not tell you where to find it yet! i'm working on crap, people! crap called 'design,' or some other such nonsense. (read: i'm rambling on incessently to my boyfriend about how i want my new blog to look, and hoping that i can offer him something (food? sex? xbox games?) that will convince him to just design the damn thing for me already.)
**and i have to ask for a little advice.
i think i'm going to buy my own domain name, but all the usual suspects are taken--you know 'tiffany.com' is diamonds...and whatever and whatever. so, can anyone make some domain name suggestions? should i go with something that's not my name at all? like, an alias or a nickname or something? it seems weird, because my blog is my real (first and middle) name right now. of course, if i would have thought that there would ever be actual peple reading my blog, i may not have done that. but now i kind of feel like i should keep it similar to what it is now. or, does it not matter?