Friday, April 20, 2007

stuff. and also, things.

(alternate title: in which i attempt to make up for lost time.)

this may possibly be my randomest post ever.
and, yes, i'm aware that 'randomest' is not actually an actual word. i just don't care.

at any rate, here's what i have to say:

1) official progress has been officially made at my new blog. i still can't tell you where it is, but i can say that when i type in my new URL, there is actually something that exists in what was previously a completely blank server space, or whatever. now, i know many of you will be all what the eff is the problem, lady??!!?? to which i reply, i'm an idiot, that's what the problem is!! perhaps you should pay more attention, because i'm not exactly hiding that fact, people!!

for the first time in a month, progress has been made.
i expect that once i get that batman guy over here, things will begin to progress even quicklier-like.
so, hang in there.
good things are coming.
or, at least, things that don't totally suck.

i don't want to set you up for disappointment.

2) and then there's this:

being that i'm part of the team at wtb!?, it's kind-of my duty to post an ass hat entry, even though i can't win a prize.

i've been paritcipating, but, this week i just don't have time to do the work that i normally would. for instance, i would have loved to do some research and post an entry about how stupid paris hilton is, complete with one hundred frillion links to different letters and text messages that she's sent to 3 frillion different boyfriends, many of which confused words like 'they're' and 'their,' and 'your' and 'you're'...but i just wasn't able to find the time.

and, for the record?
i'm totally not being sarcastic.

i really wanted to make a case against paris hilton.

alas, i'm sure that the 'ass hat celebrity' theme will return at some point, and i will knock it out of the park.

wait for it, people.

until then, entertain yourself with the emails of another uneducated celebrity 'pretty-girl', courtesy of mamapop.
here is a picture of an email between paris hilton and lindsay lohan:

(hint: if you reallywant to read that, you can click it and it will get bigger. i think. if only all things in life were so easy.)
up first for discussion is the fact that apparently 'broughten' is now a word.
also on the table: having lots of money means you have to act like you're in high school forever?
it kind of makes me glad that i'm poor.
next time that i want a new coach bag or a pair of uggs, and i feel sad that i can't get them right away because i will have to save for a few weeks to afford them...i will just take a moment to reflect on the fact that i can spell.

and, speaking of mamapop...
have you been there?
you should totally go there, because it rules.
and so ends another chapter in the gospel of tiffness.

3) has anyone else played that taggy game where you have to show what your desktop screensaver thing looks like?
i was supposed to do this a long time ago, and i just spent 20 minutes--seriously, people, 20 minutes of my life that i will never get back--trying to figure out who demanded this of me, but i can't.
at any rate, my screensaver changes every 30 minutes, and as far as i can tell i have 7 bilion options that rotate through every now and then. to be completely honest, 98% of them are courtesy of that batman guy. but, here are the ones that i really like:

(edited to add: i have just been yelled at. apparently these things are wallpapers, not screensavers. whatever. some days i'm just glad that i can type. i can't be bothered with that nonsense. which may explain why i can't make my new blog work, but we'll deal with that later, ok?)

4) a big thank-you to miss zoot for showing me the new harry potter trailer. and, because the internet is (or should) be all about spreading the love, i now give you the new harry potter trailer, which is the awesome. the awesome what, you ask?
just the awesome. that's all.
like, you could look 'awesome' up in a dictionary and you would find this movie trailer. except, no, you wouldn't, because i just made that up.
but, i'm giddy.
you're just going to have to deal with it for now. i'm sure it will go away in a few seconds, as giddy isn't normally in my nature.

awesome = this trailer.
i may have had a few tears. but don't tell anyone.
i mean, did you catch that glimpse of bellatrix? and harry kissing cho? i may have just had a mild stroke. fuck blogher, we should just all get together to hole up for a week, watch this movie, and read the new book.
just kidding, i'm totally going to blogher. who else is going to teach me how to use the internet?
but, if anyone wants to do a harry potter party...i can't lie. i might very well be down for that as well.
p.s. i hate umbridge. and also the fact that there is only one more harry potter book ever. for all time.


ok, come back tomorrow.
this is all i have for you at this time.


Blogger jessica said...

wow. i'm so happy about that trailer.

11:19 PM  
Blogger whimsicalnbrainpan said...


12:03 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Sausedo said...

Blast ye, vile Internet filters at work! I can't view the Harry Potter trailer, and am now suffering with all kinds of withdrawly type issues. WAH...

1:50 PM  
Blogger Mad Scientist said...

It is tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that, and I am back. And where are you? Did you stand me up, yet again?

5:22 PM  
Blogger tiffany said...

no, it's a trick.
i only posted this last night, the title says friday because that's when i wrote the first few sentences and saved them in my drafts.
so, really, it's still tomorrow.
so there.

5:26 PM  
Blogger Mad Scientist said...


Well :P to you for tricking me.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous PWT said...

Hello?? Its been daaaays. Where the bloody hell are you?

Sorry, the Brit imitation is kind of lost in type.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Mikala said...

Hey, Miss Tifferny...whatcha up to? I know I haven't been around much (I'm all out of sorts n' stuff).

Just checkin' in on ya...

I like the wallpapers - very nice. I have a pic I took in Hawaii on mine...
I used to have the Cardinals, but I'm like boycotting them this month (since they blow this season)! Nah, I still love my guys, they're just disappointing me.

How are the Tigs doin'? I want you to know that I voted for all Tigers players on the AL All-Star ballot! :0) Don't ya just love me?

6:02 PM  
Anonymous god said...

i talked to paris hilton on the phone on friday night
her number leaked on the interwebs and i called it
many lols were had
also i talked to lindsay lohan
but it was only on aim.

you should go with ME!!! (and friends) to see the order of the phoenix at imax at midnight on the day it comes out.
because it would be fun.
also, i can't drive past midnight.

i didn't tear up when i watched that trailer.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Missy said...

awesome trailer can't wait for the movie AND the book most of all.

we are all waiting breathlessly for the promised post. you are a posty leader-on-erer. or something. but i'll forgive you. come back! (lots of essays to write and you know what that means...more time to read random posts. yay!)

10:04 AM  

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