just so everyone knows, there is a girl named amber who reads this blog all the time.
i'm just telling you because, otherwise, you would have no way of knowing, since she never leaves a comment.
i real life, amber is my friend. she is very tall and is a lovely person to go to the bar with. you can also call her the next day, when you are feeling like an idiot and are sure that everyone you know hates you because of how stupid you got at the bar the night before. unless she calls you first, that is.
anyhow, the point is that despite all this, amber reads my blog and then hides in the corner and lurks.
i imagine her sitting at her computer chair, smirking, as she moves on to other internet-related things without leaving me a comment.
which is funny, because she gives me comments in real life about the things i write here. and yet...no comments on the actual blog. she denies me, people.
so...amber, you have been called out.
you have been served.
now comment, tall girl...