FYI
just so everyone knows, there is a girl named amber who reads this blog all the time.
i'm just telling you because, otherwise, you would have no way of knowing, since she never leaves a comment.
i real life, amber is my friend. she is very tall and is a lovely person to go to the bar with. you can also call her the next day, when you are feeling like an idiot and are sure that everyone you know hates you because of how stupid you got at the bar the night before. unless she calls you first, that is.
anyhow, the point is that despite all this, amber reads my blog and then hides in the corner and lurks.
i imagine her sitting at her computer chair, smirking, as she moves on to other internet-related things without leaving me a comment.
which is funny, because she gives me comments in real life about the things i write here. and yet...no comments on the actual blog. she denies me, people.
so...amber, you have been called out.
you have been served.
now comment, tall girl...
i'm just telling you because, otherwise, you would have no way of knowing, since she never leaves a comment.
i real life, amber is my friend. she is very tall and is a lovely person to go to the bar with. you can also call her the next day, when you are feeling like an idiot and are sure that everyone you know hates you because of how stupid you got at the bar the night before. unless she calls you first, that is.
anyhow, the point is that despite all this, amber reads my blog and then hides in the corner and lurks.
i imagine her sitting at her computer chair, smirking, as she moves on to other internet-related things without leaving me a comment.
which is funny, because she gives me comments in real life about the things i write here. and yet...no comments on the actual blog. she denies me, people.
so...amber, you have been called out.
you have been served.
now comment, tall girl...
posted by tiffany at 1:21 AM
8 Comments:
I love the PRINCESS! She is one of my best friends in the whole world. I do not lurk because of intimidation or fear, but because our verbal bantering can at any moment get out of hand. We have intellectual compatibility and our secrets abound, but that makes commenting that much more troublesome. I wish that Tif and I could have a class everyday together--with no other dumb asses aloud. We would rock the intellectual world. I hate being called out, but if need be then here it is...
george bush is the most ignorant man that has ever walked the earth. The world is not about the U.S. it is about making something from what has become a world of apathy. We need more vigilates like Nelson Mandela and those like him who speak about the truth and what is all wrong with the selfish mother fuckers who live in the world. Live with yourself, but know that what you do has a profound realization for all those who are not as lucky as you. Rise yp BITCHES as know that you are not that special--you are only human.
except, i am that special...
just kidding.
i, too, do not enjoy the george bush.
i say jon stewart for president.
i mean, at least we'll get good speeches...
Did I over-serve you amber? Just kidding, you know I love you girl.
I also just want to say for the record that it took me a long time to actually leave a comment (even though tiffany is my roommate) so I infact lurked too. why comment when she is in the next room? Although we have been known to text message each other while we are hung-over and can't get out of bed.
You should read some of Arundhati Roy essays now there is a woman who knows how to stick it to the man.
It is great to here American people dish George W and say the US is not the centre of the universe.
i love that david says 'centre' and not 'center.' it is fabulous.
also, i will prove how much i don't enjoy george bush in my next post.
but when i get arrested and taken to gitmo, someone better send me vodka, damnit.
if you get stuck in gitmo i'll send you a bottle of vodka with a file in it. i'm sure they won't find it.
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