from: tiffany, a mostly good girl
i have been a VERY good girl at least three days this year. and i was hardly ever a very bad girl. so, i think i deserve some presents.
here's what i want:
1. this and this and this and this and this and this, to help me keep my face looking young and beautiful.
but, yeah. this is what my face looks like when i don't take care of it. (and also when i stand out in the cold drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, as i took this picture in the bathroom when i went to the world series). but anyway, seriously. as you can see, i need this shit.
2. this, just because i've really been wanting it for a long time.
3. these, because i look like an orphan, but i can't bring myself to retire my old ones. see below.*
4. and last, but not least, this thing, which i want so badly that i could not even begin to express it in words. and while i know that it is not possbile that i will ever own this machine of wonder without purchasing it for myself, i want it soooo badly, that i couldn't really imagine leaving it off the list. please excuse me while i sob for a moment.
ok, i'm back.
anyway, thanks for your time, santa.
you know i appreciate anything that you can do for me, and that i will ALWAYS leave you kahlua and cream with the cookies. fuck all that milk nonsense.
just in case some kind of miracle happens, i wouldn't mind having this, either. it is my favorite place on earth, after all.
*although, santa may be able to ignore this request because i know that it is driving my mother insane to know that her daughter is tromping all over town in such filthy boots, and it is highly likely that i will be getting a replacement from her.**
**and, speaking of her, look how pretty she made my new room.
ooooh. i likey.