here, for your viewing pleasure, is the six chamillion fifty four thousand twenty eight hundred and seventh reason why i love my sister:
this is a paper mache snowman that b.j. made when she was little.
i'm not sure exactly how old she was, but that's beside the point.
the point is, this snowman rules.
maybe you can't tell yet, so let me show you from a different angle...
can you all see that this snowman is smoking a bong?
i think it was actually supposed to be a pipe. and, really? you can't blame the girl. the song frosty the snowman clearly states that frosty smokes a pipe. and, you know, paper mache isn't really an exact science.
and thank god for that, because i just don't think life would be right without this most fantastic christmas decoration.*
*although, that's sort of a misnomer, because my family loves this snowman so much that we could never bring ourselves to put it away. so, it's really more of an all-year decoration.