Friday, May 12, 2006

i got myspace. you will suffer. ha!


is there anybody out there?
(just nod if you can hear me...
is there anyone at home?)

oops, went off on a bit of a tangent there. usually i save that for a little later in a post, but i figure since i've been neglecting you for so long, i should probably get right down to the rambling before anyone starts foaming at the mouth.

because i know you all have just missed me so incredibly much.

so, yeah.
school ended again.
and i think we're all familiar with the whole 'no homework to be ignored=no new bloggings from tiffany' phenomenon, so i probably don't need to explain that free time=writer's block.
but, for real? what is it about not being stressed out that renders me incapable of having anything to say about anything?
i don't know.

but i do know one thing.
when i find myself without anything to write about for an entire week, i can always steal something that someone else wrote.

so, here's something someone sent me on myspace.
yeah, i got myspace.
it sounds like herpes, or crabs, or something. it's like, something you catch.
anyhow, i got it.
because, what i really needed in life was another 'space' on the web, so i could be personally responsible for more retarded things.

but, whatever.

in lieu of any super-intelligent musings from the mind of tiffany--and, also in lieu of any arguments over whether or not such a thing has ever existed--i give you this thing.


So, what does your name mean when you really look into it?

The letters- A-Pretty damn good kisser. B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people. C- you're wild and crazy D-You have trouble trusting people. E- You have a nice ass F-People totally adore you G-You never let people tell you what to do. H-You have very good personality and looks. I-Love is something you deeply believe in. J-Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are fun to be with,crazy,and a party animal. M-success comes easily to you. N- You are the sexiest motherfucker out there O-You love foulplay. P-You are popular with all types of people. Q-You are a hypocrite. R- you are one of the best in bed. S- You are a really good friend. T-You're loyal to those you love. U-You are really chill. V-You are not judgmental. W-You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wad to do Y-Being in love brings out the best in you. Z-You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD.

my name is:

T-you're totally loyal to those you love.
I-love is something you deeply believe in.
F-people totally adore you.
F-ooh!!! people totally adore me again! it must really be true!
A-pretty damn good kisser.
N-you are the sexiest mother fucker out there. (i knew it all along)
Y-being in love brings out the best in you.*

*i do have to disagree with the last one. personally, i think being in love turns me into a lunatic. but, maybe that's when i'm at my best?


Anonymous Bermuda Mohawk said...

Well, if you're worried about the perception of being a lunatic, just go with:

T-you're totally loyal to those you love.
F-people totally adore you.
I-love is something you deeply believe in.
N-you are the sexiest mother fucker out there.
E- You have a nice ass

8:02 PM  
Anonymous the mama said...

poor zachary, zeek, and jezebelle! there is something to be said for privacy. what else is going on in the universe? organized religion should be abolished although i understand the need that some people have. you know......something to hold on to and all.

9:46 PM  
Blogger tiffany said...

um, mom?
what the fuck are you talking about?
also, happy mother's day, non-sensical lady.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous themama said...

my space is an evil environment. there are too many crazy people there and you should stay away as you already are around enough crazies. everything in moderation!

10:49 PM  

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